Courtesy Call

Ring, ring... ring, ring..

"Good morning Random Bank, Sheila speaking,"

"Oh good morning, how are you today?"

"Fine thank you madam, what can I do for you?"

"Oh this is just a courtesy call to see how you are doing"

"I'm sorry madam, you must have dialled the wrong number, this number is for customer enquiries only,"  I am detecting a hint of irritation in her voice.

"Yes I know, I'm a customer just enquiring how you are doing, a courtesy call, so how are you my dear, any issues?"

"Is there something you wanted madam our lines are very busy at the moment?"  She's not a happy bunny.

"Well I haven't heard from you for... oh all of a week I just wanted to check that you hadn't lost my number, got a little fed up with repeating the same conversation over, and over, and over again or been offended by my putting the phone down on you last time. Well if you are sure I can't be of further assistance I need to go, very busy woman, oh I think I've just found some fluff in my navel."  Click.

This is St Jude Mmr, Cjd, Nut, Dip Py, until my next little cultural experiment signing off.

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